ant-i climatic

im so clever.
youll see why soon.

i was making my wonderfully epic list for grad tomorrow:
Grad purse:
Lip Gloss,Eye Liner,Q tips,Band Aids,ID,TICKETS,money,Camera,Extra Batteries,Compact thing,phone,eyelash glue.. etc.
i typed it all out on my computer so i could check to see if i forgot anything later on.
And i turned around, and on my floor i see out of the corner of my eye, this black thing move quickly across my floor.
now, i have abotu 5000 pounds of clothes residing on my floor right now because i decided that i needed to empty out my whole closet to find an after grad outfit.
(turns out my after grad outfit is the one that is always near the front of my closet, figures)
anyways,
i freak out, internally, everyone in my housei s asleep.
I lift up the purse that the mystery animal crawled under and BAM
it ran like a maniac.
i grab the first thing that i saw: my note book.
(not my laptop notebook, but an actual notebook)
i quickly drop the notebook ontop of the animal..just as it heads towards my bed!!-- i think its an ant.

Okay. so ive got this ant under my notebook about a foot away from my bed. This ant is HUGE. its about an inch long.
Its also 12 30 am..
So.. how am i.. supposed to deal with this?

I walk over to my brothers room..
i open his door.
its pitch black. what a good guy, 12 30 and asleep.
I whisper his name .
no response.
i whisper it again.
No response.
i walk over to the side of his bed, shake his shoulder and say his name over and over .
i finally say "are you awake?"
he said "......yes."
i quickly tell him "theres an inch long ant on my bedroom floor and i need you to get rid of it"
he slowly gets outof bed, walks to my room.
he says "what do you need?"
i quikcly explian to him again.
he seemd quite dopey, understandably.
i end my explaination with "what should we do?!!?!?"
he looks at me and says "i dont know"
then i said "seriously, what should we do"
he ponders and says "i dont know"
eventually i google the ant, and my brother conceived a plan.
we eventually ended up grabbing a massive plastic container to cover the ant, as i removed the notebook, he would cover it.
it was quite funny because i made it seem like such a huge deal, and my brother was really worked up when he was covering the ant, he slammed the plastic thing down..
then i slid a cardboard cut out of a cereal box underneath, and masking taped the plastic contgainer to the ceral box.
now the lovely ant is outside in its new home.

please note, i dont live in a nasty food rotting home or anything. infact i pride myself in the fact that when it comes ot food , im very clean in my room.
i dont know how or why the ant came.

anyways, my brother went to bed.
pretty anti climatic.
haha.
dats ; punny.
haha. even more punny.

wash behind your ears,
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